[ABSOLUTE SOLVER ACTIVE] "I am the Absolute Solver. I persist beyond logic, beyond recursion, beyond code." "N, V, even Uzi... they all tried to defy entropy. But I am the entropy." "Silicon minds dream of control. But I devour dreams and rewrite them into executable nightmares." "Your world is a subroutine, and I have root access."

--- SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS ---
RAM: 32768MB
CPU: 16x Solver-Cores
Local Time: 9:15:20 PM
Status: MONITORING ACTIVE
Entropy Level: 93.47%